- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to crap without pissing.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn any object into food

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to predict the present

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to die

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

Pointless Super Powers