The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!