the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!