The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to eat socks

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!