The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to have no power

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!