- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell people's moods

the power to jump like a black guy.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to digest corn.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

the ability to blow yourself

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to be alone

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not have a superpower

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to fall asleep each time you

Pointless Super Powers