- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to have no power

The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to block your own powers

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to have gravity.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

Pointless Super Powers