The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to eat socks

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to predict the present

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!