The power to block your own powers

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!