The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!