the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!