The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to kill you self.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to poop without wiping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!