The power to poop without wiping

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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Vanilla scented blood

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!