- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to make everything worse

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to poop glue.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

To never remember what the word if means

The power to die

The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!