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the power to get extra homework

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power of hindsight

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!