The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!