- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to have no superpower

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to make everything worse

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to get arrested

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

Pointless Super Powers