The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to even

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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Nothing

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to smell water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!