- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give yourself sunburn

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to digest corn.

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to even

the power to become translucent

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to lose all your limbs

open up pickles glass

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

The power to look at Sun.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

Pointless Super Powers