The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to poo.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!