The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!