- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to self destruct at will.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

the power to read your own mind

the power to enter a coma.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to disappear up your own asshole

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The power to think oppositely

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

Pointless Super Powers