- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to pee poop

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power of hindsight

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to break a Nokia

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to turn food into shit

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

Pointless Super Powers