- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The ability to become visible at will.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to die and not come back to life.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

Pointless Super Powers