The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to pee poop

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!