- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to be french.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

75% levitation

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Pointless Super Powers