The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!