The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to get arrested

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!