- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to animate condiments

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to die

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power that will grant you no power.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The power of 12% levetation

The power to not do it.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to become famous on vine

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to grow fingernails.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

Pointless Super Powers