the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The ability to jump

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see via toe nails

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the ability to see through air

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!