the power to run in slow motion

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to have no power

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to be normal.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!