- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make up pointless superpowers

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to see in black and white at will.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to let someone control your dick

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the power to hovertate

The power to read your own mind

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

Pointless Super Powers