The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to die

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!