Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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swear words -jesse

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be french.

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75% levitation

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!