The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to think of food

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!