The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to eat people :D

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to be french.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!