- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be normal and average

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

Pointless Super Powers