The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power to change people socks on command

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!