- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower your IQ at will.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to see oxygen.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to kill yourself

The power to break bones at will.

The power to plank

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to think oppositely

the power to turn food into shit

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

Pointless Super Powers