The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to be an idiot.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to predict the present

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!