the power to morph into yourself

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power of hindsight

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!