The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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blindness

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!