- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

The power to poop without wiping

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the ability to constantly have the fever

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

Pointless Super Powers