- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power of hindsight

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

Pointless Super Powers