- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to think oppositely

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to die at will

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

power to transform into a dick with legs

The ability to jump

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to speak to toasters

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

Pointless Super Powers