The ability to recognize any meme at will.

being black

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to hold your breath when you die

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to kill someone with a knife

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to walk on land.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to change your urine to any color

All of aquaman's powers.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!