The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to change people socks on command

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to count to infinity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!