The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to jump

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!