- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Nothing

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to turn cake into pie

The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

the power to get in the van

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

Pointless Super Powers