The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!