- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to die at will

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

Pointless Super Powers