- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to not have a superpower

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The ability to control dairy products

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

make youself dumb

Pointless Super Powers