- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

the power to eat people :D

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to see through windows

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

Pointless Super Powers