The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!