The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!