The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the ability to command watermelons

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!