The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to smell water.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!