the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to scare female plants.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to create shit

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cry acid tears

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to eat soap.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!