The power to eat your poop

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to not care.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!