The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to scare female plants.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to die.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!