- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to burn the sun.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

Pointless Super Powers