the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!