The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!